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My recently-ex-boyfriend found out that I cheated on him the whole time. I fell in love w/ someone else before I moved or ended our relationship. Even better, I was in secretly in Philly visiting the new guy this weekend. Post confronting me in Philly and then calling me this morning back in Portland, he said to me: “I don’t think you’re the worst person in the world, but I think you’ve got issues”

sammyhearst — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 01:25:48 +0000

My recently-ex-boyfriend found out that I cheated on him the whole time. I fell in love w/ someone else before I moved or ended our relationship. Even better, I was in secretly in Philly visiting the new guy this weekend. Post confronting me in Philly and then calling me this morning back in Portland, he said to me:

“I don’t think you’re the worst person in the world, but I think you’ve got issues”

Yes… I know. I am.

-jessica
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EDITOR’S NOTE: Girls screw up, too. We cheat. We lie. And we scandal. Be the judge. We judge ourselves.

I drink about 3 — sometimes 4 — packs of Crystal Light Energy per day. One packet = more than a Red Bull. OH.SHIT.

sammyhearst — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 23:24:00 +0000

I drink about 3 — sometimes 4 — packs of Crystal Light Energy per day.

One packet = more than a Red Bull.

OH.SHIT.

Staring into space…

sammyhearst — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 21:13:25 +0000

for about 10 minutes now. Literally. This is not good.

I want to be the new Female Banksy at age 10. Except I’m about 13 years old than her. But then why is she so much cooler than me?

sammyhearst — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 14:39:00 +0000

I want to be the new Female Banksy at age 10. Except I’m about 13 years old than her. But then why is she so much cooler than me?

This too shall pass.

sammyhearst — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 13:36:22 +0000

This too shall pass.
Sammy D to herself, ~ 7:30AM, March 3rd.

She is – but you’re gorgeous too, Sammy! Not Eva Longoria gorgeous but Zooey Deschanel gorgeous and quirky and smart.

sammyhearst — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:54:30 +0000

She is – but you’re gorgeous too, Sammy! Not Eva Longoria gorgeous but Zooey Deschanel gorgeous and quirky and smart.

Friend who tell you a.) the truth [yes, the other girl is gorgeous] b.) that you’re gorgeous, and c.) how you are gorgeous = friends for life.

God bless friends who bring you up when you’re feeling down. And for telling you that you’ll never look like Eva Longoria. Damnit.

IDIOT.

sammyhearst — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 01:35:43 +0000

IDIOT.

Reason #923084 I’m not going to bitch about my job. At least not as much anymore.

sammyhearst — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 21:00:00 +0000

Reason #923084 I’m not going to bitch about my job. At least not as much anymore.

Also, on a non-EW related note, I have canceled my MySpace account, so do not fret that I have un-friend-ed you, I simply got bored with the site. I’m still on Facebook, so we’ll rendezvous there!

sammyhearst — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 20:19:55 +0000

Also, on a non-EW related note, I have canceled my MySpace account, so do not fret that I have un-friend-ed you, I simply got bored with the site. I’m still on Facebook, so we’ll rendezvous there!

From a friend’s email to Sammy D, Friday Feb 28th @ 11:29AM.

Deactivating MySpace accounts at 23 years + in 2009 is pretty AWKWARD. You go girl.

I lost my phone. Again. And I wasn’t even drunk.

sammyhearst — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 14:26:00 +0000

I lost my phone. Again. And I wasn’t even drunk.

My plight: I lose my phone (s) not in drunken stupidity (the logical, and socially acceptable way to lose your phone). No. Instead, I lose my phone in a self-contained space at a restaurant. At a very nice restaurant. And then I return to make a full of myself by a.) having the people currently sitting at my former table leave so we can look for the phone b.) scouring the floor on my hands and knees c.) saying “I just don’t know how it disappeared!” to the hostess and d.) throwing a temper tantrum outside.

And did I mention I lost my camera too? And that this was the second time I’ve lost my phone in six months?

Don’t call me. Cause I won’t answer.